“Dude, put your pants back on. When I asked you to play
your instrument, that’s not what I meant!”
Overheard in a Roman bar: “Darts are for sissies. Watch this!”
Lucius deeply regretted the extra helping of beans at lunch.
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Elizabeth O. Dulemba says
Oh gads! {8-P
Amalia T. says
Ha!!! that last one totally cracked me up. Poor Lucius! haha.
Vicky Alvear Shecter says
Aw, come on “e”–did’ja at least smile? 😉
Amalia, thanks. I agree, poor, poor Lucius.
Gail says
Oh my, who among us cannot relate to ol’ Lucius and his fart fest?! 🙂 Good ones this week, Vicky!
Do you need for me to send those questions to you again? I’d like to post this coming week before you get busy with Decatur Book Festival. Thanks
Conway Brackett says
You know, your Friday Funnies would make a great assignment in English class or Latin:) Have you ever entered the New Yorker’s caption contest?