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Friday Funnies–Ancient Style!

August 12, 2011 by Vicky Alvear Shecter 7 Comments

What we think they’re saying:  
“O brother, together we speak forth the words of Ra.”
What they’re really saying:
“Dude, l swear. I can recite the prayers in armpit farts!”
(One of many.)
What Caesar’s murder would’ve been life if youtube existed.
“Brutus, stop blocking my shot. Oh man, that’ll
be awesome in slow-mo!”

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  1. Elizabeth O. Dulemba says

    August 12, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    OMG – was there really a plane in that scene? I just watched it the other day and didn’t even notice. Gads! 🙂

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  2. Ashes says

    August 12, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Okay – hot coffee in the sinus is NOT a great feeling! But the laughter was worth it. *wipes tears away* The prayers-as-armpit-farts. Hehehehehe!

    And a slight correction: there is nothing about that picture of Brad Pitt that is a fail. Not one thing. 😉

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  3. Vicky Alvear Shecter says

    August 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Thanks, ya’ll. As “E” says, who notices planes when Brad Pitt is in the shot????

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  4. Cathy C. Hall says

    August 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Should I be worried that I think EXACTLY like Ashley? 🙂

    What she said. Exactly.

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  5. Gabriele C. says

    August 12, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    The first one’s real text is:

    “Have you seen the Renly/Loras scene in Game of Thrones?”

    “You mean, we should try that sort of foreplay, too?”

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  6. Vicky Alvear Shecter says

    August 12, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    @Cathy–doesn’t surprise me!

    @Gabriele–ha! That woulda worked great too!

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  7. Amalia T. says

    August 13, 2011 at 1:56 am

    Oh, Troy. I hated Brad Pitt as Achilles. He just did not work for me at all. One of many is right!

    Thanks so much for your comment on my blog today, too! 🙂

    Reply

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