In ancient Egypt, one of the tests for determining a woman’s fertility was this:
An onion or garlic was placed in her “lady parts.”* If, the next day, her breath smelled of either the onion or garlic, she was good to go.
And…let the jokes begin:
“I’ve heard of garlic breath, but that’s ridiculous!”
“Okay, I’ve got the onion rings–where’s the beef?”
“Wait, why are you crying?”
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*I’ve learned that using anatomically correct terms means that my site gets blocked from some locations for inappropriate content (Really? It’s history!), so I changed the terminology. Use your imagination!